On Feb 4, 8:27*pm, MLB wrote:
rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., *Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. *Yus brav an wys. *TuTu