Thread: Da Nitely Nooz!
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Old November 2nd 11, 04:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Nitely Nooz!

On Nov 1, 7:56*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
[The lights brighten on two Zot girls sitting on cushions on a low mahogany
desk, shuffling papers; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline rolls behind
them. Theme music softens]

Cybčle: Meow and welcum to da RPCC nitely nooz from Mew Yawk City!

Oriane: Well, dis haz been a week ob turmoil here in da Eest.

Cybčle: Kitties and hoomanz wifowt power, heet an hot waterz!

Oriane: Foods spoilink in da fwidge !

Cybčle: [Fang Bast dat kitty fuds are canned or kibbles!]

Oriane: So, so many fallen twees and bwanches, cwushing houses and littering
the stweets, creating obstacle courses all ober..

Cybčle: Tewibble, Tewibble.. It wuz so cowld, dat we swept wif da hooman,
and da twee ob usses kept eech ofur warm!

Oriane: But itz finally ober...

Cybčle: Da fwidge is empty..

Oriane: But we iz heer and surfifed!

Cybčle: So kitties datz awl for tonight!


Hooray dat yoons gotted power bak. Mak yoor daddy go get more fudz.


Oriane: Be well and do good work!


Wee doo gnot W*RK

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Missy an WooToo