Da Nitely Nooz!
On Nov 1, 7:56*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
[The lights brighten on two Zot girls sitting on cushions on a low mahogany
desk, shuffling papers; a computer graphic of the NYC skyline rolls behind
them. Theme music softens]
Cybčle: Meow and welcum to da RPCC nitely nooz from Mew Yawk City!
Oriane: Well, dis haz been a week ob turmoil here in da Eest.
Cybčle: Kitties and hoomanz wifowt power, heet an hot waterz!
Oriane: Foods spoilink in da fwidge !
Cybčle: [Fang Bast dat kitty fuds are canned or kibbles!]
Oriane: So, so many fallen twees and bwanches, cwushing houses and littering
the stweets, creating obstacle courses all ober..
Cybčle: Tewibble, Tewibble.. It wuz so cowld, dat we swept wif da hooman,
and da twee ob usses kept eech ofur warm!
Oriane: But itz finally ober...
Cybčle: Da fwidge is empty..
Oriane: But we iz heer and surfifed!
Cybčle: So kitties datz awl for tonight!
Hooray dat yoons gotted power bak. Mak yoor daddy go get more fudz.
Oriane: Be well and do good work!
Wee doo gnot W*RK
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Missy an WooToo
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