Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote:
Hurky Kitty Club needs VP 2 take ofur fm me. Duteez minimal othur than
hurkin. NE1 intrestid, pliz reply here & give qualificashuns.

Louise, HKC Prez.

I am furry sorry fur da events leading up to dis need, but I beleev I
might be qualified. I have quite a repootation at home fur hurking up
kitty kibble all over da howse, usually quietly so dat da hoomins can
find da hurk wif dere bare feet.

Sammy

U iz unanimus choyce, so you now HKC VP. Concats!

Louise, HKC Prez