Ranger, you'z doin it all wrong.

[Harri goes to the box of warm things by the back door and grabs a couple
of long wool scarves. She trots into the back yard, pulls the sled back up
to the top of the slope, and backs up 20 feet or so. She then wraps
herself completely in the scarves with just her tail, paws, and a tiny bit
of her fuzzy orange nose sticking out. She then runs full speed - not
nearly as fast as Ranger's full speed since Harri is a little "fluffy" -,
leaps onto the sled, and rockets to the lowest point in the garden.

Just as happened with Ranger, Harri is launched over the nose of the sled
into a snow back. Unlike Ranger, though, she calmly emerges from the snow
still fully wrapped in her wool scarves. She pulls the sled back by the
door, comes back into the house, and unwraps.]

*That* is how sledding is done.

[Ranger, however, doesn't even notice. He's stretched out on his back on
the radiator, snoring softly.]