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Old April 5th 11, 06:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Lesley wrote:
"Sarsi here- Dunzi sez she gotta do it 'cos it;s even an she's even
an' I'm odd but I beats her to it every time....weez eight"
"I know weez ate, we had some very nice ham but I hate that
word...Ate"
"DaNip from that mousie haz gone to your brain- wot little of one you
have left"
"Ate iz bad word! Eatin' iz good word but ate iz when you eaten it
all an' the fudz bowl's empty" (Wipes eye with paw) "An' that makes me
cry!"
""Not ate EIGHT, WEEZ ARE EIGHT"
"That why we gets ham last night?"
"Yep an' a new fether onna stick an' a mousie, which if the nonsense
you iz sprouting iz anyfing to go go by musta bin stuffed with nuffink
but DaNip"
(giggling) "Yeah primo nip" (pauses) "Did we do the serious bit?"
"Well you woz flat ion your back so i did it. I said a little prayer
to Bast for first Meowmie and our sisfur wot went to the Bridge before
she could have any birthdays but we've had 8 of them now!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

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Yews a figgr insted -- *8* den yus won bee confusd. Hapy burfday! TuTu