"kilikini" wrote in message
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Sorry that you had to deal with it. :-(

kili

Not half as sorry as you would be if you had to deal with mine ;-)

I find that if I've got trapped wind, a gentle massage of the abdomen will
help work it down to the lace where it can be released. I am quite musical,
too. I also once farted on a loose floorboard. There was a cat attached to
the other end of the floorboard. A cat doing its crab impersonation with
tail like a Christmas tree six feet off the ground is quite amusing. In the
bath, in can prolong the effect of bubble bath. In a cold night, it can warm
the duvet. When one has a boyyfriend, you know you're on the track to a
long-term relationship when you are both comfortable being on farting-terms
;-)

Strike no matches.