Catlympics
Da pattybawl games at Wimbuldun is almos over an it is neerly time for
da Catlympic Games ob 2012.
I am enterin da hoomin trainin competishun. I gotted Uncl Bill awl
crated up an reddy to port to London. An I got da stuff for him too
fetsch. Den hee will obey me an I will show dat I am grate.
Wascal is enterin da cross-country sneek an da long steeple chase. Dey
is held on differun days, sew hee can do boff. I fink he wanna ware
sum kina kerchif frum his lady fren Piglett on his sleef.
I am wookin at da gol' medal dat Maggy May won in da purrin
competishun in 2008 an I am holdin it up at da winnow, sew shee can
see it at da Bridj. I won' cry beclaws she wan us to be happy.
I vote dat wee don' HAB no winter games beclaws I don't WIKE winter.
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WooToo
Wud ennykittee wanna entur da Catapurrlt kompitishun?
I wud be willink tu be Catapurrlted offurr da muun.
Pit2nya
Ai wud wike tu du dat, Pit2nya .
Ai hab bin tu da Moon seberul tymez. Et iz vury kool. yeUp.
But remembur, der iz no dark syde uf da moon, en fact , et iz awl dark' (
Pink Floyd)
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