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Old March 18th 12, 10:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default mine furree wuz missin

i blamed da soft beclawz dey wented away az uzul but den whennna soft
returned der wuz no furree, den himz wuz gon furefur at leazt six darkz anna
litez, I wuz berree deprezzed i didunt let soft see minesef beree muc, onlee
when her gifed me canned fudz, i figured it wuz hersef apologizin fur sendin
furee away, den i figured owt dat ifin i taked hizown sweetshirt offa bed,
anna putted onna floor inna hallway den getted mine stuffed monkey, wu
surfifed da fire, anna wuz mine littermate when i wuza kitten i kuld lay
inna hallway anna wate furhisef watchin da rite door, finally softz sifur
anna brofur in paw bringed da furree bak, himz wuz beree tired i izunt sure
whut all dey did to mine furee, but himz iz sum bettere dan himz wuz befur,

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