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Old September 25th 10, 11:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default The winking begins

On 25 Sep 2010 22:18:19 GMT, Amelia T Cat wrote:

[Once Amelia sees taht all is in order she asks Sundance to start playing
some traditional wedding music to let everycat know that the moment is
approaching, then she walks to the surfline and stands facing the
assembled cats. All of the cats present become quiet and adjust their
positions on their cushions.

Mosey takes his place at the right side of the wedding arch. Amelia nods
her head, and Pookey and Rebecca appear at the tree line arm-in-arm. Best
Mancat Pookie escorts Maidcat of Honor Rebecca to the arch. They are
followed by Wascal escorting Miz Piglet, OT escorting Harri, Sammy
escorting Mme. Anais, Ranger escorting Sqweex, Booker escorting WooToo,
Sundance escorting Petunia, and Aed escorting Beauty. As the last couple
proceeds towards the wedwink arch Ranger slips off to the side and
returns to the tree line.

Next the flower girlcat, Snowflake, appears from the tree line. As she
walks towards the arch she sprinkles brightly colored native flowers,
some not at all familiar, upon the ground. She is followed by the collar
bearers, BobQat and Mimzy. As Bobqat and Mimzy step on some of the
flowers some of them evaporate in poofs of nip essence, some make
beautiful musical sounds, and some transform into rapidly growing nip
plants.

When the entire procession reaches the arch, Sundance stops playing the
procession music. An island cat harpist starts playing "Here comes the
bride", and all cats turn to look at the tree line. Meowy cat, lovely in
her all-white moomoo, takes Ranger's paw and they proceed slowly towards
the arch. They are followed by Booker and Chappey, carrying Meowie's long
lacy train of seashells, pearls, fish scales and black obsidian glitter.

When they reach the wedwink arch Ranger hands Meowie's paw to Mosey and
returns to his place. Amelia nods to the harpist who stops playing.
Amelia approaches Meowie and Mosey and takes the paws of both of them.

Amelia: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate the joining of
Mosey and Meowie in consecrated bewinking. These to kitties have been
members of our Community for some time, and they shown themselves to be
honorable members of this Community and to be totally dedicated to each
other. They have decided that they want to be companions to each other
forever, and they are here today to pledge this to themselvs, to Bast,
and to this community.

They have endured hardships in life, as we all have. After this day they
will have each other to turn to in time of need, and to share victories
and achievements with.

Mosey, do take this this ladycat to be your bewinked ladycat, through
good times and bad, through sickness and health, devoting yourself to her
completely, for the rest of your life?"

Mosey: "I do!"

Amelia: "Meowy, do take this this mancat to be your bewinked mancat,
through good times and bad, through sickness and health, devoting
yourself to him completely, for the rest of your life?"

Amelia: "Collar bearers please approach"

[The collar bearers come to Amelia and she takes the winking collars,
then the collar bearers go take seats with the audience.]

Amelia: "Mosey, repeat after me - Meowie, I take you as my wifecat. I
pledge to love and honor you always, to be beside in times of need and of
plenty, in times of poor health and good. I pledge to always be there to
support you."

[He repeats the vows.]

Amelia: "Meowy, repeat after me: Mosey, I take you as my husbandcat. I
pledge to love and honor you always, to be beside in times of need and of
plenty, in times of poor health and good. I pledge to always be there to
support you."

[She repeats the vows.]

Amelia: "Mosey, please place this collar around Meowie's neck."

[He does.]

Amelia: "Meowie, please place this collar around Mosey's neck."

[She does.]

Amelia: "Mosey and Meowie, by the power vested in me by this Community
and under the watchful eye of Bast, I now pronounce you to be husbandcat
and wifecat. Lady cats and genetleman cats, I now present to you the
winked couple, Mosey and Meowie."



Dis is romanticle.
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