John Kasupski wrote:

"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a
cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside." (Simply double
those figures to arrive at what's typically found attached to an
ailurophile's sweater.)

In a color that starkly contrasts with your clothing.

--
"Sentimentality" -- that's what we call the sentiment we don't share.
-- Graham Greene