Radar wuz da bestist bub uv mine brofur Ralph de Ralf, hooze name wuz alzo
called diz yeer.

Dey wuz sekrit ajentz. Radar's furry sekrit code naym wuz radaR. Ralph'z
handill wiz hplaR.

Dey had burpin kontests ana drank nipprigas and Shubeer. Sumtymes dey got
intu da nip.

We hopez dat dey ar haffin gudgud fud ana fun atta Bridj.

-- Fred for his chowder

Oh, ana wun moor fing.... BRAWWWWWWWWWP!

Hai Fred, n yer clowder
Weh remebur Radar n Ralph de Ralf,
We hopez dat dey ar haffin gudgud fudz ana fun atta Bridj
Dey r bof mizzed LOTZ.
Luffs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps -hoo awl wike yer BRAWWWWWWWWWP! yeUP