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Old October 13th 08, 01:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default JELLICLE BALL: Misty on the Prowl

On Oct 12, 5:25 pm, Alric Knebel's Rack
wrote:
On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:55:50 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
Let's see: I've practiced my vanishing spells, I've practiced my
Cheshire Cat vanishing spell, my Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't look, my
teleportation appearance. My stalk. I've sharpened my claws just in
case some dimwit tom tries to take advantage of me, I've pounded on
the speed bag -- lighting fast reflexes- check. My stare down, check.
In case the dimwitted tom still persists there's the repulsion spell
to send him across the room, check. I think I'm ready for the Jellicle
Ball... now all I have to do is groom myself into black satin
elegance. I think Phantom and I are ready to make our grand entrance.


I only hope that Ms. Fluffytail, Ms Silvercat, Mr. Mercurio will be
there. I hope Mr. Mercurio will be pleased with my progress.


Misty the Black Panther


**** off.

Krazee nitwit.


This wasn't originally cross-posted. It was in
rec.pets.cats.community, where it belongs. Is it something about being
a Beatles fan that makes you such an asshole? Or is just an individual
trait.

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Will in New Haven