Purrz goin owt tu yur Meowmee.
Turrminated on Halloweenee nite???...Nottid nyce attall!!!

Dyna, purr-motor revving up

"Samuel Redkitten" wrote in message
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Mineown meowmie could use some purrs from efurrycat on this newsgroup.
The dumbdumb people at her present tuna place told her that her job will
only last until October 31. Meowmie is very, very sad. So could you
wonderful kitties send her some tuna place purrs and some feel-better
purrs? I'm doing my best, giving her my best "feel better now" purrs,
and even sleeping - err, meditating - on her pillow so my purrs and
thought-beams will be extra strong, but she still isn't feeling very
happy. Even my three sisfurs are doing their best!

The thought of meowmie being unhappy is even worse than the thought of
running out of tuna and toys!

Sammy R Kitten