Well, Ize shur he wud ware a ty if yoo givved it to hizsewf. As fur da fudz, he wud like ennee fudz, speshully cheez, kuz he never gits cheez. Meowmie sez hizown tummee duznt like cheez, but awl Sundance knoze is dat hizown mouf likez it.