Hopin effurybody happy an purrring.

Mine fwenz: hoom makes mine sewf waff (an cwy but gnot to tawk bout
dat), an giffs an onwee cat hur own colony.

Wheoo. Da meowmie, bak an forff wif me an da gwannee fingy she wuz
carine fur, gno time fur "'pooter pway". Hmf. May be pwayin but
furry 'portant pway!

An den den damadges hur own hip an wont pway games wif mine sewf.

Dat chatper owfur an gnow Iam heer.

Fangyu mine deer pal Mosey fur howldeeng down da fort wike yoo awlways
seem to doo, so da cat fort is heer in gud gud shape.

As compinsacatashun Iam aksing fur furee pinkponk bawls fwum da hoomin
wespawnsabl.

MeOwy, hoping hoping fur pinkponk pwayfings soon
~{^.'.^}--{{{prrrr}}}