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Old August 5th 07, 02:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Enfilade wrote:

One could argue that Kumani and Tyche's kissing-sisters routine is
incest, pedophilia (they are both under 16) bestiality AND lesbianism
all rolled into one!


Since they're *both* under 16, they are off the hook pedophilia.
(If two teenagers under 16 have sex, nobody goes to jail, although their
parents might not be very happy about it.)

Perhaps cats are in *favor* of bestiality, though.

As for Smokey, Smokey's first Yule/Christmas was a sad affair
involving him shrieking at the tree and hiding under the tables, and
Nox wondering how he could've gotten stupider than he was in November.


The tree was PLASTIC.


LOL!! Hilarious. Nox and Smokey really are like Ebenezer and Snooch.

Poor guy. A plastic tree doesn't even *smell* like a real tree! Does
he tolerate Christmas/Yule trees (real or fake) now?

Joyce