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Old December 2nd 07, 01:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
: :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and
makes
: it
: :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence.
: ::
: :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere?
: ::
: :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and
permanently
: :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom
: ::
: :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain
heer to
: :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo.
: ::
: :: Wascal
: ::
: ::
: :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I
can beat
: : yoo
: :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun
in
: : hand,
: :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by
the
: : automatic
: :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how
to fly
: : that
: :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a
: : ker-splash!
: ::
: :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the
lake.
: :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane
to
: :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water.
: :
: : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie
wherein
: : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him
with his
: : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but
neither
: : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery
sputters are
: : all one can see or hear
:
: Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN'
: (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the
bubbles
: visible on the water's surface)
:
: Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it
: with air as soon as they do and it'll come up.
:
: Clarence- Hide quoted text -
:
: - Show quoted text -
:
: Very close to the water
:
: Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him
: down.
:
: waits
:
: Wascal

Panting, Einstein reaches the bubbles in the water. taking a deep breath, he
dives downward. Only the tip of his black tail remains feathered on the
surface.

In the center of a small geyser of water, Einstein bursts upward. Between
his teeth are two tails, one is red striped, the other gray. He swims
towards shore pulling behind him both Red Rory and the Purrano soldier-kat.
Neither of them show any signs of life. Their limp bodies simply follow
their tails as they float behind Einstein.

mmmfffh,
Einstein is trying to tell Clarence and Wascal something, but he's finding
it hard to talk with the two cat-tails clamped in his jaw.

mmmmmmmmgetoxygenphhhhhhhh
Einstein

Clarence follows Einstein on his hoovercraft. He reaches into the
trunk of his hoovercraft and pulls out an oxygen tank with several cat
shaped masks on it.

Einstein, get up here with them. We can put these masks on their faces
and turn on the oxygen tank.