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Old November 18th 11, 05:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Chappy
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Chappy addz Samamfa to da audit lizt of nappin 101.

Anyfing to help kittiez get der reqwisite amount of sleepin.

On 11/17/2011 10:50 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
mayhapz she duz needs audit da nappin klazz ta getz sum doggie mannerz, she
needsa know kittyz getz priority inna sleepin depurtmint, OEJ
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Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

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