Miss Violette wrote:
I hearded soft anna furry scussion myownsef and I is notte broke eifur, Toni
Bennett

Mineown meowmie was trying to act cool yesterday, but I heared her
calling TED. She asked TED when she could bring me and my brofur Sammy
in to be fixed, but I know for a fact dat neefur of us is broken. What
could she be finking? I'ts obvious dat we'z in fine shape. Whatever her
reasons, she has plans to take the two of us to TED on Tuesday.

Sounds furry suspicious to me...

I fink we better be purring and meatloafing fur each uver, just in case
our hoomins has somefing evill planned.

Tabitha Kitten