"Rebecca"
Yes, it happinned agin -- I got taked to da TED. Wo iz myownself! Da
nastee TED lukked in myown mouf an stikked needulz in myownself an stole
sum uv myown blud -- an Meowmie letted her do it! It wuz horrybul! Not
onlee dat, but da vet had to remine Meowmie dat I iz now over 10 yeerz
old, an so I iz now a SOC!

Now if yoo will eskuze myownself, Ize goin to juss resst an try to
recuvver frum awl da horrybulness uv da TED.

Rebecca, SOC

Mrrrrrrrrrrrt..pour Rebbecca, I feal sew bad fur yerownself. Doo yew wunt
me tew port offer dere n keap yerownself kompanee wile yoo rekover frum dis
awwful fing dat hapund tew yoo?
Puuuuuuuuuuuuurspuuuuuuuuuuurspuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrz
Luffs
Mosey