Soupcase!
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]
Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'
Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?
Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....
Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!
Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?
Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!
Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!
Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?
Cybèle: Boff!!!!!
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Purrs,
Cybèle & Oriane
“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963
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