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Old March 24th 12, 07:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Soupcase!

On Mar 24, 5:14*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybčle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybčle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybčle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?

Cybčle: Boff!!!!!

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Purrs,

* * * * Cybčle & Oriane

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 3/24/2012 1:07:48 PM


Three Gordon Kittiez stare worriedly at the offending soopcase.
Oh deer! Dats notted gud!