Yes, we heered dat yurown hoomin mite be bandonnin yurownselvez. Meowmie sez
heze doin it so he kan be helfy enuf to take kare uv yurownselvez betterer.
Ize shur dat he will hav sum uther hoomin take kare uf yurown fudz an
lidderboksez, tho.

I finkz dat wile he iz gon, we shud awl dekkyrate yurown compartmint so he
will hav a sooprize when he gitz bak.

Rebecca

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or
how
to tie up a human?

Cybèle: Boff!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

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