Derez an epedemec ov soopkasez deze dayze.Weze hope dat yur hoominz trip
wif da soopcase iz produktive.

Booker

On 3/24/2012 10:14 AM, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?

Cybèle: Boff!!!!!