On Feb 6, 10:46*am, "Gramby" wrote:
All we gits when we nok nokz iz "go way and let me sleep" from da gramby.
Willow thinking she is in the wrong house.

"Snowflake" *wrote in message

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So early diz furry mornin, ize waz reely reely kold an ize wanted to be
in a warm place. Butted da hoomin turn off da heetmaker in da dark.

in searchin fur heet wif my heet seekin divice, ize found a lump ov it
on da bed.

so ize nok nok nok on da only fing stickin out frum under da blanketz.
Furry furry karefully ize kept tappin on da part da hoominz use fur
smellin. ize waz furry polite bout it.

it tuk a wile but da hoomin opened up a hole to da warm unnerkoverz zo
ize cud warm up.

Snowflake

Willow, wen sumwun misspeeks wike dat, den yoo gotta zplayne da
sichooyasun tu dem sew dey cud cawmpweehen.
Wotta meowing to gittit dun, ai gno, butted dey sun see da airer ob
dere weighs an wifft da bwankit.
Effen sum meepin wurkz, ai heer.
Meowy, keeps bizzy egzplayning stuf to weekalsitwant hoomins, er,
hoomin (ai is a wun purrson kittee)(born dat wey).