"Ranger MacDude"

[Ranger sort of shuffles around, looking very nervous and embarrassed.
Sammy comes to stand beside him to offer encouragement.]

Ummm, Miz Pipps, it seemz to me likes we been good friends fur a while
now, and seein as how we'z bof lost fambly members recently an haf been
supporting each offur through dat, and all dat, I was kinda sorta
wondering if -- umm, if you'z would be mine Wink?

Ranger

Pipps walks around the house thinking, and at last comes up with a decision
Ranger, uh huh, ai noe dat weh hab bof bin thru losses n hab bin supporting
each offur thru dat n moar, n ai wud luff tew be yer Wink.
Ai seed yer pixsur n yew r sew hansom.
Did yew see mai pixsur?
Ai wook wike mai Momcat Sqweex n hur telled me frum RB wen ai wuz nappin,
dat yew wood make uh gud wink tu meh n ai promise tu be uh gud wink tu yu,
Wen wud yew wike da winking tu be?
lufs n *noseboops*
Pipps