On May 5, 7:08*pm, MLB wrote:
Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri

Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. *Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. *TuTu

TuTu dat is sifillisel beehafyur fur a uncooth hoomin! Yuse furry
wukky! Myne hoomins feed me befurr demselfs too, dats beclaws we twip-
em-up inna kitchun if dey dussnt. Hoomin fud onna kitchun fwoor is
dirsgustin - speshally vergitarian gloop!
Jack, carnifoor.