My cats don't get into the trash. However, we used to have a Labrador
Retriever who was a trash fiend and would eat herself sick on the
garbage. One evening, when I was pregnant and in the throes of
morning sickness (which wouldn't confine itself to morning!), I came
home from work to find that the dog had gotten into the trash and then
threw up. I retreated to the bedroom, where I stayed locked in until
my then-husband got home, at which point I informed him he'd better
clean up the mess his d*** dog had made. Through the closed door, I
heard him admonishing the Lab "Look what you did - now I have to yell
at you or she'll yell at me!"
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