Gudgud storee...I kinda thot sew.

I wuz gibbin uh Kissamouse prezzy ovva gluv wif ribbunz on etsh fingur.
I lyke it lotz. Spekklee wen meowmee pootz it on an wiggulz hur fingurz.
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Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme tell ursef whut, one of da rezunz dat we iz all inside
kitteez iz beclawz, onze, a longlong time ago when OEJ anna TV wuz
still babycatz soft usta let dem anna Miss Violette inna owt, anna
onze, da soft wuz sittin inna chair, anna tv anna oej wuz komin inna
back door... furee sayz" oh da kittenz iz bring us a dead thing..

soft" what ya mean

furree: well tv iz at one end, and oej is atta ofur end...

soft: well it musta been a big fite beclawz dey duzint share der dead
thingz...

furree: well its a very large worm... small silence... and oh crap...
worms don't haf headz du dey...

skremin insued anna da furee hadda skrape da soft offa ceeilin... she
wuz skremein get it owt, so lowd da furree wuz afraid da nayborz wuld
be kallin da mergencee number...

himz getted it owt anna den him getted the free of dem inna in... den
soft saye: get it offa bak porch... so furee wented inna owt but kame
bak in beree qwiklee and sayed: itz gone now

soft: did urself usa shofel to get rid offit...

furree afur a silenze: no, it leaved on itz own

den more skremein okurred anna furree hadda skrape soft offa da ceelin
agin...

Chester, who wuz told diz storree by OEJ and tv and helped clean up da
verbage for a fambly inviromint
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I
awlzo go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur
thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?
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Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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ursef hasta know dat all kitteez iz hafin da instint, efin ifin dey
nefur hasta uze dem... az ursef kan see yourown show kitte gurl haza
purpur instinktz... anna i kan ganrentee she did NOT lurn dem furm
herown tiger man... himz hadz lotsa gud qwaliteez, but huntin wuz
NOT among dem, Chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM