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Old April 9th 12, 06:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default WooToo Teechd me Sufin

On Apr 9, 12:37*pm, rafflescat wrote:
On Apr 9, 12:03*am, Will in New Haven





wrote:
I wanned mine BREKKUS an da kans was on da couner wer I cood see dem.
Butted Uncl Bill wuz beein stoopid. He had walkd da dogs and put out
der fudz butted he wuz NORING me. He pord his orumj joos an gotted his
pills an wuz gonna sit down at da tabl WIFOUT FEEDING ME.


I had a big bowl ob krunchees butted I REELY wanned sum gneiss gusy-
fuds an he was NORRING mee. Den WooToo sed to me "TELL him dat yooo
wan fudz. He shood GNO butted hoomins are stoopid an haff to be told."


So I meowed at him. An hee jumpd up an gotted me a can ob gushy
chickum. Fangyu WooToo.


(Hoomin note: I was STUNNED. I have never heard her meow. She purrs at
her food or at one of the dogs sometimes but never at a human. She
used to his at us quite often but she seems to have mellowed and has
only hissed once lately, when my foot came within six feet of her
tail.)


--
Missy


Yu will soon hav dat hoomin unner contwoll....wike he shooda been awl
da tyme. Yu deserf a medal fur yure payshince, Missy.
Cleo Gordon


Well, WooToo haz him unner PERfek control butted I was yoost to mine
mommie, Maggie May (RB) or mine bruffer, da gallant Winnie (RB), astin
for da fudz for usses, sew I dint dew ittted. But neow I dew.

An Uncl Bill stept rite ON mine tayle or almoss. Dat iz wy I hissd. Da
nerf ob saying dat he wasn' on itted.

--
Missy