ROFL! These are hilarious. Smokey is obviously a very talented
writer!
--
Britta
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown
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Enfilade wrote:
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all
day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can
write
better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis)

1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone
Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an'
his
Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending
her
time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get
his Meowmie's attention.

2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets
It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very
mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving
immersion in water.

3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter
The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox
gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw.
Don't
do it Paw, she's evil!!!

4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire
It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating.

5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings
Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix
Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me)

6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits
Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human.

7. ??mystery title yet to be announced!

--Fil