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Old December 27th 10, 05:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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yyez her pullz herown toofz beclawz she iz terriffied offa toof ted, her
pullz da toof, den swishes wiffa vodka so it qwitz bleedin anna hurtin, den
abowt a haf howr later her dwinkz sum vodka anna nezt day it don't hurt
aneemore, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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da soft pulled her own toof owt? ??? bai herownself? Mrrrrrt? waow...why
she do dat?
gud fing hur haz dat vodka left.
Puuuuuurrs fur da soft tew feal bedder...Luffs, Mosey..befiddled

da soft recentlee geted vodka ta swish herown mowf wif beclauze she
pulled herown toof... so when diz wuz dun, she hadda bunc of vodka
left... so she haz ben hafin it in coffee wiffa cocoa anna wippy kreme,
she sayz it makez efurithin feelz betterer, OEJ


On Dec 26, 5:32 am, "Mosey =^..^="


mai Mom n Pa had sum sausage inna biskit fur dere brekfus dat Pa mayde t
n
den et dint ugree wiff Ma sew hur taked sum pilz fur da payne en hur
legz n
jest gotted up frum uh longh nap n iz habbin uh Catnada Dry Ginger Ale n
uh
Kings role fur hur dindin. Hur will prolly go ted bed urly tewnite. Hur
HAZ tew feed us n skoop owr doodleboxed furst.
Hur iz neer teerz cuz hur legz hurt hur sew bad n stuff...*gibz Ma a
nosepoink fur heeling Luv, Mosey

Awh..., dis is soso sad wees purrin fur yure Ma wegs, n we hope dares no
wastin damage for hur wegs.....Meomies wegs sumtyms dussnt wurk gud if
shees bin sittin tu wong n she sings a lil song dat goes innit nyce tu
be gettin old......innit cule cule cule.... we loses infurest aftur dat.
no tweets forfcummin.....Meomie wikes da catnada dry stuff tu but she
putz bwandy in hurs......dat hepp yure Mas wegs???

Jack, Harry n Sukie xxx





ifin owrz softed eated what she wanted diz iz how owrz howze wuld be,
butted in order to keepsa fluffiness away, she sayz she hasta eatz
aminalz... Starea atta soft... it duzint seemta be wurkin rite now,
OEJ