"Cheryl Perkins" wrote in message
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We haznt bin heer fur a longlong tyme, but we wanted tu share sum grate
noos, an we know that cats heer will appureshiate it.

Ower TED iz gone.

That's rite! Shez gone! Sum hoomin told Meomie Did yu heer Dr. H iz closin
hur praktise? An Memoie sed No! An called thu praktise an asked. TED iz
retiring!

This mite have sumfing tu du wif a sertan cat (namin no names so az tu be
modist) havin drawn blud last time she visited, and anuther cat bitin
hard. So all cats be advised! BITE AN SKRATCH! TED will retire!!!

Mandy an Betsy
Uh huh...I unnerstand ...Firzt wunna yu getz TED tired, den da udder kitty
getz hur
tired agen...datz heow tu get TEDs re-tired!

Pitooonya AKA literal kitty