Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else. She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off?
This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
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Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be
infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft
cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez
ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz
dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
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Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr
hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez
notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
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I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez
one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize
purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude
weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
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I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den
we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz
da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta
be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself
tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry
upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
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Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short
ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi
fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
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Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud!
Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in
message
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Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say
fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food,
and
lots
of
it.

Amelia