Thread: Soupcase!
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Old April 1st 12, 09:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Soupcase!

now datsa gud idermint, MH lukin at hizsefz sheddin long long furz
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Yes, we heered dat yurown hoomin mite be bandonnin yurownselvez. Meowmie
sez heze doin it so he kan be helfy enuf to take kare uv yurownselvez
betterer. Ize shur dat he will hav sum uther hoomin take kare uf yurown
fudz an lidderboksez, tho.

I finkz dat wile he iz gon, we shud awl dekkyrate yurown compartmint so he
will hav a sooprize when he gitz bak.

Rebecca

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybčle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybčle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybčle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or
how
to tie up a human?

Cybčle: Boff!!!!!

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Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/24/2012 1:07:48 PM