Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout
you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so
agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more
than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just
forgotten.
rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and
said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as
if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the
bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote
this:
Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.

I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz'

Duzunt efurryboddee??

Antee Sylvia