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Old March 18th 12, 09:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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oh my mine fafurite fillinz, Storrmee lukez atta sammichez anna selektz a
tonna salad wiffa nip cheeze spread anna muchez greetfulee
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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I brot uh bazkit uv sangwitshez tu go wif da dwinkz. Yu muzt be eggzawzet
by neow, rezt an eet an dwink furra wile, Sstorrmmee.
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Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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ok kittees, when we leafz da master's rooms on urown right ursef will see
da wall of death, diz wall iz where kittez splat into whenna vynelz
monzter iz notted pwain fair anna ursef hasta uz da wall to stop... going
s****e akross ursef iz inna shower baf, diz rum haz no winnerz but it haz
a heater bent anna two nize rugs, dere iza seat inna hoomin shower anna
litter bowl anna smaller banitee... onna top offa banitee it haza food
anna waterbowlz, soft sayz it will haza fowntain like inna ofur one when
she getz to it onna lizt.

when we leafz diz rum we walks down just a few steps to da laundree rum,
diz rum haza klozet fur da furnize anna hot water heater, it is sorta
noizee in der beclawz of diz anna hoomin washer anna dryer for the
hoominz remofable furz, life wuld be much qweeter if da hoominz wuld
learn to grow furz instead of wearin dem, der iz awso a heater bent anna
shelf wif kule stuffs ta tezt grabity wif, ursef getz xtra pointz when
ursef kan hit da washer or dryer den da floor...

when we leafz diz rum anna walks a little more we enter da big open rum
onna rite next to da lawndree rum isa dinin rum, it haza table da fixer
hoominz safed furm da fire, anna table anna chairz softz mom gifted to
hersef fur dat rum, da pooter lifez onit, da chairz mofe arown depindin
on whata hoominz needs... diz little table camed furm a naybur ladee whut
softz mom wuz fond of da rownd table whut wuz safed ust a life inna owlde
big bedrum anna holded fureez dvds anna ced pwayer... himz buyed itsef
atta akshun so wuz well purlesd it wuz safed... soft sayz diz rum will
efintuallee getsa china closet anna kittee tree fur in furnt off slidin
gwass winner... az ursef lukez owtta diz winner ursef seesa patio which
will, one day be a four seasun rum fur uscats, more red clay, anna dat
turtle lukin thingy isa poop stirrer whut soft sayed da kowntee made
hersef buy which takes care offa hoominz litter box deposits,

and now we needsa nofur break more dwinkz aneeone?

storrmmee