"Me" wrote in message
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Meowmie's bin battlin an ant invasshiun. I hate dem. Meowmie laffs at
me, cuz I luk like ize walkin on hot coals wen da ants git on mi paws.
Dum ants. Dey were gettin all my fud too. Buttid meowmie puttid da fud
bowl in a glass pie dish wit sum wadder. Now da ants cant eat mineown fud.

Snowflake

Sowndz lyke yu gotz uh shmart meowmee.

Whut ar antz?

Dyna, deprift ov x-purrienze