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Old October 8th 06, 07:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ralph & His Clowder
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Default Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK

[Ralph's tail begins to fuzz but then he sees the d*gs are friends and
quickly smooths his fur, hoping they didn't notice.]

Piglet, welkum! Ana Scooter ana Maggie, yew ar most welkum gestz atta
Jellicle Ball. Pleeze feel freee tu gif a tribewt if it will help yewr
hartz, or dat uv yewr huminz. Grate luff bringz grate sorrough wif it,
but sorrough shard iz sorough litened.

Ralph, taking the pen back from Piglet and giving Tiger a friendly nod

Stormmee wrote:
the porter twinkles and out step a very very large husky looking dog, maybe
some sheppard... and a smaller but stocky dog that iz definitely charpea and
lab mixed, between them they carry a basket, each holding a handl...

they slowly approach the table and set down the basket... a small siameze
mix pokes her crosseyed head out and she looks arownd... ok den i willz sign
in fur uses...
Piglet, howze of barnes
Scooter howze of barnes...
Maggie, howze of roads...

Piglet lukz arownd fur tiger...

Tiger sees them enter and hears the rustle that only a d*g can cause...

when he arrives back at the table he introduces his family to ralph and
kissa...

piglet is the kitty that owned Bob, the hooman, howze of barnes... This
large dog is scooter, she shared ownership of said hooman, and maggie here
owned the son of Bob, the hooman, they are here to pay theirz respekts anna
hopefully help theirz hearts ta heal, piglet is veri spekal as herself
singlepawed catverted the hooman furm disliking cats to lofing them,

Tiger shows the 2 d*gs and piglet to a qweet table in the bak where they can
watch but be owt of the way as they are all veri nurfus...

tiger brings them drinks and fud an leafz dem ta talk amung themselves...

I am galad youguyz kuld come, if you need anithin i willz be down furnt wif
mine wife kitty, i willz introduze you to efurione elze later, i knowz diz
iza rough time fur allof yourselves, Tiger