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Old October 1st 16, 06:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Yes, we knowz her az Bast. We aknollidge her at da Jellicle Ball, but fur ussez da ball iz mostly abowt rememberin owrown frenz hoo haz went to da Rainbow Bridge durin the past yeer. At da beginnin of da ball, we reedz all dere namez aloud. After dat, doze hoo wantz to kan tell uss abowt whut dey rememfurz abowt da deer departid -- we kall doze tribyootz. We also haz lotz an lotz to eet, an a band or orkestra so doze hoo wantz to kan danse. Arown midnite, if Bast allowz, sumfing furry majikkle happinz -- we luk up in da sky an da Rainbow Bridge appeerz! Fur juss a fyoo minnitz we kan see owrown frenz dat haz lefted ussez. Fur me, dat iz da bestest part. After dat, we reedz da namez agin, an sumtimez noo namez haz bin added durin da eevnin. Den da offishul part iz over but efurrywun kan stay az long az dey wantz. Offin da ball lasts sefural hoomin dayz, but it iz just wun day an nite fur ussez.

So dat iz why we iz heer. We thinked dis wud be a gud place to hab da Ball becuz dere muss be sumfing speshul heer if it survived wile efurryfing arown it burned.

An now I haz a kweschun: may we hab da ball heer? We duz not want to cawze diffycultiez fur yoo. Whether da ball is heer or not, we will still hewp all uv yurownselvez az we hab startid to do: we will leeb da 'porter an efurryfing, an da Fluffykitz warehowse will still deliver fingz az long az yoo needz, an yoo kan kall on ussez if yoo needz enneefing else.

So whut duz yoo say?

Rebecca