Mosey heer furzt:
mai Pa n hiz frend wint tew uh pet stoar in 2008 n furzt gotted mai sifter
Molly, uh tuxie bittie n brot hur hoam cuz meowmie wuz kryingh cuz Big Bart
gotted sik n wint tew RB, n aftur u foo weex, dey wunted tew cheer meowmie
up, sew dey brot Molly hoam, n den ai kame hoam wiff Pa uh week layter.
Molly wuz ubaowt 8 munthz old n wen hur wuz en da owt cuz hur wiked tew
klime n hur fawled awf da roof n broke hur self n hur went tew ted n went
tew da Bridge.
Meowmie kried sew hard. Dey wived inna bootiful hoam.
ai m vury happee heer n ai hab uh vury laowd purr . Da meen man hoo taked
dere hoam wen Pa losted hiz job, dint wunt meh tew move entew hiz hoam dat
hym rented tew dem but meowmie gotted en hiz fase n sayed NO, ai am NOT
gonna leeve Mosey behind, n dat wuz dat. gud fur meowmie.

PookyKat next: Ma n Pa wived inna badbad plase wiff bad hoominz hoo sold
drugs n stuff, n uh naybur gived meh tew dem az uh bittie. cuz ai reminded
dem uff Molly. ai am uh big tuxie tew, n vury happee heer, but ai dunt purr
az laowd az Mosey.

Sqweex next : Ma n Pa's nurse at dere TED cat had sum bitties, n sew dey n
dere landlady, hoo wuz meowmies frend at dat badbad plase wint tew hur hoam
n ma n pa gotted meh, n da landlady gotted 2 bitties, den hur gotted
murdered bai hur boyfrend n den hur sifter taked hur bitties hoam wiff hur.

Pipps gnow: PookyKat iz mai Pa, n mai meowmie Sqweex had 3 bitties under
der big bed but only ai lived, da uther 2 wint to RB, ai m vury happee heer
tew.
Dey gib usses gud fudz n pways wiff usses n meowmie cleenz owr
doodlebawxes

Wee awl luffs owr Ma n Pa n wee awl git alongh..yeUP n we iz awl tutured
gnow.
Luffs
Mosey n hiz happee famblee