ai m nawt pozed tew goe owt, but dum meomie lef da doar opun n ai dashd
owt, wile Paw n uh nise naybur wur unloding fudz.
Meowmie got reely wuried, n den kalled mai nayme n aftur uh few minitz, ai
kame bak en.
Wen Paw komez hoam, meomie uzuly lox meh in der bedrum, n den let meh owt
wen awl da fingz iz in.
Hur dint skold meh ur nufin. Hur lufs meh, but PookyKat hissd at meh fur
doin dat. MRTTTT on hym. yeUP.

Mosey