Tristan,

Don't be an uptight bitch...it's just a ****ing joke. Maybe if you
laughed once in awhile you wouldn't look like an ugly tosser.

A Cat



On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 23:59:16 -0400, "Trish Dunphy"
wrote:


"Tristan Beeline" wrote in message
. com...
I'm a scientist doing research on cats and their ability to fly.

I heard that cats can use their tails like a helicopter and fly
several miles while hunting birds.

Is that true or just an urban legend ?


Apparantly assholes can type so there may be some other thoughts out there
that have truth to them.