Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz
myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed
it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum --
"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da
broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I
wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I
had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance