I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo!
....an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur.
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Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek
fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis
kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown
point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry
lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da
bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her
kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself
owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss
kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz
arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance