I just stumbled across this, but I've no idea who wrote it ...
A Cat's Bedtime Prayer
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And some cushions, soft and nice.
For grocery bags where I can hide,
Just like a tiger, crouched inside!
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back.
For window sills all warm and bright,
And shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool,
And keep the secret feline rule.
To NEVER tell the humans that,
This world is really ruled by cats!
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Anony-mouse says o_/O _/ \
"Eek-eek-eek!" \__/_|_/_|\____/