Will in New Haven wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Saturday, April 11, 2015 at 1:51:11 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
Okay so I'z talk doggie talk. Sumtimes dey has just dat word! GRR!

I wented to go snooze inna mai new cat bed and it was ocupied!
Iowna! Sniff, I hadda take over a cushy spot onna da sofa. I'd a
glared but dats mean den wif a snicker I remembers she couldnt see
it so I let a little GLARE out (den tucked me head down soz no one
caught me at it).

Humpfh. GRR....mrrr...snooz...


It is unacceptabobble for efen furry gneiss doggies, wike Iowna, too
take are sleeping places. Tell her dat I disapprof.

Iowna steps up and sniffs. We'z 2 little beds side bai side.
Daisy-chan just wanted da left one dis time anna I wuz inna it. Iz
normally use dat one cuz she likes da right one most ob da tyme.

We sniffied anna made up den Cash putted his head inna mai bed! It
tooked da whole thing up! I cud hear his tail thumping happi doe so
wez knowed he wuz messing wif us.

Wez gotted Cash back. We laffed anna went to nap onna his BIG bed annd
he wuz stuck trying to fit inna our little ones. Snicker!

Iowna, da happi wag-tail 13yo one

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