Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Dat will be a fine burdi Day! When you mentioned blooberry, bof mai
buddies started drooling. Ah well, I luffs dem eben iffin day drool.

Meantime, Iowna puts extra plates on the pile for Brutus anna PookyCat
as well as her family. The she gets Cash to help her to the freezer
and pulls out a duck. It's too soon to defrost the fish.



Oh Dat awl saowndz vury yummy, Daisy-chan. yeUP
Mai weh pleez kom over n hab dinner wif yew?
Iz it umkay if we bring owr naybur, Cat Brutus?
Brutus n PookyKat wook wike twinz.
Weh wyl bring sum nip teez, n uh nip blooberry pye, iffin dat'z
umkay wif yew. Dat iz dat leazt weh kan do.
Owr Mom n Paw n our naybur Andy r goin owt tu eet at uh boofay at
Mitzles at 1 pm Pacifik tyme . Weh gotted uh bit uf snow diz murnin,
Bai da wai, ai fink suck-a-tash iz uh mixshur uf korn n lima beenz.
Fangu fur inbiting usses awl. yeUP
Luffs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex , Pipps n Brutus


Mowmie has been very busy anna we wuz all getting worried because
famblies wif 2foots kids kept coming over anna taking Turkie Birdies
anna other food out of our big freezer!

Wez could tell others needed dem birdies badder dan we. Wez counted 6
birdies (2 ob dem HUGE! Like almost as big as Cash!) anna 2 ham porky
slices. Dez all got bags of stuffing, veggies, pie shells anna
fixings fur the pies, puurtatos anna gravy.

Finally, Iowna, Cash anna I formed a little group anna camed up to
Meowmie.

"Meowmie, wez knoz youz one of the gud folks. Wez ok iffin no birdie
on Turki Day". Well, meowmie just gotted a big smile anna tooked all
3 of us back to the freezer. She put a little step ladder anna Cash
climbeded it anna i could see him smile. Den Meowmie lifted Iowna
anna let her sniff anna she started smiling. Den Mowmie picked me up
fur a look.

Wez got a special Turki birdie just fur us all! Anna there's a
duckie, a ham, anna I saw 4 big chicken birdies!

Eye am not as big as dat turki birdie eben in meatloaf position!
Meowmies eyes must not be gud becuz she kept calling it a butter ball
but it's not a ball of butter. It's a turki.

Enyways, Wez habing Turki anna derez 6 other famblies wif turki anna
one wif ham fur birdie day.

Meowmie said enny kittahs or doggies whoz wants to come over, days
welcome!

Menu at Chez Shenk's is:

Turki- lots of turki
Ham - lots of ham
Fresh Tuna- sashimi!

Den wez got other stuff cuz some are 2foots butted wez like some of
dat too

Stuffing (Cash anna I kint have it, wheat)
Gravy- 2 types, one Cash anna I kin have
purrtatoes- mashed wif butter anna milk anna little herbs
Steamed green beans (mai doggie fambly likes dem, ick fur maiself)
Pumpkin pie (Cash anna Iowna is all excited dere!)
suck-a-tash (dunno whut dat is)
fruit bowl - Cash anna Iowna started slobbering but deys doggies
Romaine salad wif other greens (Iowna grinned and nodded approval)

Daisy-chan, the magnifiscent!



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