Applesolooteley! Laowd Purrink shtartz e-mee-dee-it-leee,
an wunt stop tyll Unka Serge is Awl-da-a-wae bettererer!
We Wuv yuz, Unka Serge.
Iz he gonna getz uh piggy valve, lyke Gandaf'z Meowmee?
--
Pitô.ônya


"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
[Two Zot girls sit at their mahogany desk; both are wearing reading
glasses
and shuffling papers]

Cybèle: Meow and hihi from Mew Yawk City, kitties!

Oriane: Meow! Well, we has to interrupt own Nightly Nooz to ask you
kitties
a fabor.

Cybèle: Indeed we does. It seems dat da hooman's heart attacked
himself!

Oriane: Dis iz puzzling to us kitties, why wood hiz heart do dat?

Cybèle: I dunno. Up till today I finked dat hearts waz whut
Ballentinez
candies came in!

Oriane: Anyway, he'z got a valve datz not openink all day way...

Cybèle: An hez going to needs open heart surgery to wepwace hiz
aortic
balve.

Oriane: In da nekst two or free munfs...

Cybèle: So we iz asking fur your purrs and pwayerz.

Oriane: Yes, dat wood be nice if yoo cud do dat!

Cybèle: So kitties, we'll say Good-nite to awl ob yoo

Oriane: And fangs fur tuning in!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

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