e-mailed and posted

Happi purrday deer winkwink,
Happi purrday deer winkwink,
Happi purrday deeer winkwink,
Happi purrday teew yeeew!
smmooch

Ize didnt furrgit -- meowmie woodent lemme uze da pootur untyl now!
Sheez ben furry, furry bizee wif hur toona playz stuff, butt shee sed
I cud go cee yew iffen yur off da rode fur a whyul. Ar yew wiff yur
pawpa ore yur gwanpurrentz?

Yew maybee nyne butt yewz styl yung tew mee, sweetie.

-- Shahna hooz benz nine fur 4 munths

Hey! Happi purrday BiP! Ize knot goying tew bee mushee lyke Shahna
an hur mushee gurl stuff. Hope yew haffing fun on yur purrday. An I
hope awl yur hoomins ar gibing yew tweats an toyz an effuryfing!

-- Shadow

On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 17:41:31 -0500, Unca Cory
wrote:

Onyx is nine whole years old today.

--- Unca Cory